The Wedding Party
yes, we realize this is a very good-looking crew. no, we did not cast them to be in our wedding. These are actual people we are related to or are our friends.
Bianca Beudeker
Best Woman
Ashley has always relied on her younger sister to be by her side in the most challenging moments of her life. Like when she forced lil bianca to hold her hand while she pooped. Nearly EVERY TIME. From ages 6-10. Justin refuses to carry on this tradition.
Stephanie Weltevreden
Best Woman
Ashley’s big sister has been given a very strict 5-minute time limit for her wedding speech. Otherwise, some believe she’d go on for 37-minutes with heartfelt anecdotes and tons of tears. But who’s REally gonna wrestle THE mic out of her hands? Dumb Question, Ashley will.
Shane Griffin
Best Man
justin’s handsome consigliere, who he Adopted when he was a bright-eyed irish immigrant new to nyc. justin one time nursed him to health on a PHILIPPINES vacation while crying together to ‘A Star is born.’
Larry Pipitone
Best Man
justin’s other very handsome consigliere, who he forced to be his friend and have frequent dinners to listen to JUStin’s feelings and teach him about crypto, cars, BOUNDARIES, business & space. He’s better looking in person than IN this photo.
Jonathan Graham
Officiant
Jon was justin’s first partner in advertising. He’s also THE first person A&J thought of MARRYING them, seeing as he’s the most religious person they know, A Devout minister in the church of prince.
Barkley
Best Son
This kind, chubby old man won’t be present because he’s not nearly well-behaved enough to come. he responded to the news, “neither are any of these other people.” Good point, Barkley.